Dear Dr. Hot,
January 8, 2008
I haven’t seen you in 8 years, and good god girl, you have.Grown.Up. Wow. Yeah, I was checkin’ you out from across the bar, and thought to myself ‘that girl looks like Hot. Nah, can’t be.’ I looked and looked and looked. Did you catch me looking? I think you did. When you came over to say hello, I gasped in shock. Holy Shit! It IS You! Oh.My.God. Girrrrrrl … you look good! HUGS and Hugs and hugs that last too long. Quickly turn into something. Something? You’re wearing black cashmere. It’s tight. I can’t stop petting you. This is something. Definitely something. The bass is pumping and you keep the rhythm. hot. We try to talk. It’s futile. So I watch words develop in your little touches and the way you move to the music. You’re telling me something subtle with that body. Something nice. Girrrrrl … you’ve Grown Up since I saw you last. You used to be so shy. Those 8 years of sporadic contact brought me a stalled career, a failed marriage and this AMAZing man-child. You — with your head stuck in your books — discovered dykedom, wrote a dissertation and boarded the tenure track. All before you turned 30. Yeah, that’s hot. Real hot. Smart . Hot . Dyke . with hips pumping out the rhythm. Meow.
Say what? You’re single?
Oh …
really?
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1.
Mel | January 8, 2008 at 2:32 am
Oh my, what’s this? I do believe my glasses have steamed up.
2.
Rabbitch | January 8, 2008 at 3:07 am
I thought you were saving yourself for me. Damn.
And um, I think I need a shower now, okthanksbye.
3.
Carole | January 8, 2008 at 8:10 am
Ah ha. So going to the gym isn’t such a bad thing after all.
4.
maryse | January 8, 2008 at 8:33 am
oh man. i want her now.
wait … oh… never mind.
5.
Suzanne | January 8, 2008 at 8:46 am
A doctorate and a tight black cashmere sweater? Oh honey, resistance is futile.
6.
Lisa | January 8, 2008 at 8:50 am
Oh MY! My glasses are steamed up too….brains, cashmere and single to boot….you are one lucky woman!
7.
femiknitter | January 8, 2008 at 9:38 am
Investigation is definitely necessary! PhD and tight cashmere sweater? Awesome. And I love that your post reads like an internal monologue.
8.
Sara | January 8, 2008 at 9:52 am
wowza - you go girl! I am anxiously anticipating the next installment of this story…
9.
Bertha | January 8, 2008 at 10:02 am
Well this sounds promising (and hot!)
10.
Rhonda the Stitchingnut | January 8, 2008 at 10:09 am
Dare I say it? …
Wow, cashmere!
11.
Jenn | January 8, 2008 at 11:00 am
Sounds promising!!! All your readers are awaiting the follow up…
12.
Kat with a K | January 8, 2008 at 11:27 am
Oooh, exciting!!
13.
Lucia | January 8, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Excuse me, I have to go shopping…
14.
megincl | January 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Yeow! You go, girl.
15.
Thorn | January 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
*anxiously awaiting the next installment….*
I love how cashmere in all its forms is irresistible to the knitter.
16.
Carry | January 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
umm……YUM!!! If you don’t go for it I may never speak to you again!
(if for no other reason that to live vicariously through you…something about those brainy hot chicks…damn)
17.
Haddy | January 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Mmmm… cashmere. Especially at body temperature….
18.
roro | January 8, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Just what I needed - some hot smut to start my day. Mmm-HMMMM.
19.
Meghann | January 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Mmmmmm….that was definitely worth waiting to read at nap-time
Hot, brainy, cashmere…….when do we find out more?
20.
Danielle | January 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Damn. And you’ve got some really funny commenters, so I have nothing else to add
21.
Dorothy | January 8, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Sounds like something yummy in the works!
22.
Sitcomgirl | January 8, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Ohhhhh looks like the sun is coming out to play
23.
Cynical Knitting Gal | January 9, 2008 at 12:47 am
Nevermind watching the L Word…just read Femiknitmafia’s Blog!
24.
Catarina | January 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Yum! I’m eager to read the next installment.
Now where in San Francisco can I find her somewhat butchy, 50ish, brainy, fun-loving sister? I’m dog- & cat- & book-loving (not tomention woman-loving) knittin’ fool. Know anyone?
25.
Beth S. | January 9, 2008 at 5:03 pm
You had time to go to a bar?!…
26.
no-blog-rachel | January 9, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Damn! When’s chapter 2?
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Life Chapters « Fem&hellip | January 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm
[...] 2 Dr. Hot and I went to the new Institute of Contemporary Art on Sunday. Strangely, I was petrified of [...]
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The Balance of the Equino&hellip | March 21, 2008 at 10:31 pm
[...] Dr. Hot is … well … hot. So so so sweet to me. And most of these things too. Instead of indulging in the fear of ‘what if’, I keep my mind and body present. Here. Now. This moment. This is the moment that matters. [...]
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Bee | April 17, 2008 at 1:03 pm
OK, I have a dirty mind, I admit it…
But what jewelry were you wearing?
Cashmere is one thing, but what was around your neck?
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