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Oh the love …

Apparently people really like surveys. Thanks ya’ll [I can't say that without hearing the Indigo Girls' voices in my head. Anyone else own 1200 Curfews and remember that moment?]. Thank you, thank you, thank you for spending time answering my bizarre-o questions. I’ll keep it open for a couple weeks, but let’s discuss some of my favorite early entries:

To the person who wrote this:

Q: Thoughts? Wants? Needs? Questions?
A: “Tease: I do know someone who met you IRL and though I’ve known her for 9+ years I’ve never met her.”

you’re killin’ me!

To the person who wrote this:

Q: Thoughts? Wants? Needs? Questions?
A: “Why do you want to do what your readers want? Your readers will probably change, at least in part, over time. Why is it important to cater to them? Why not just do what matters to you?”

Yes, you are absolutely correct. But sometimes a girl wants to know where she stands. Are we seeing other people, dating exclusively, ready to back up the U-haul? That’s all.

To the people who wrote these:

Q: If you encounter the Mafia in public, do you pinky-swear to say “Hi”?
A: “only if she bites me on the leg — otherwise how will i know her”
and
A: “Perhaps even more than hi…”

Be careful what you ask for…

To the person who wrote this:

Q: Should the Mafia write about meeting other bloggers, going to sheep & wool events, craft fairs, etc?
A: “in moderation! I enjoy it, but too much makes me feel isolated somehow.”

Yep, that’s what I was wondering about. I feel that way myself when I’m reading. In addition to the isolation element, sometimes it feels like high school with the cool kids vs. the rest of us. You know?

To the person who wrote this:

Q: Why do you read FemiKnit Mafia?
A: “She’s funny, inciteful, a nerd, and a parent”

Thanks. Smooch.
Wait just a minute … I’m a nerd? Wait another minute … did you mean “insightful” or did you intentionally say “inciteful”? hmmm…interesting. In any case, thanks (I think).

To the person who wrote:

“I wish I knew you better”

Meow. That could be arranged. :-)

Thanks again. This is wicked fun! I promise an update later today, once I woo my Local Knitting Buddy into borrowing her camera.


Add comment September 13, 2006

The Mafia Knows, a survey

As I mentioned last week, I’ve been working on a survey, which will help me establish a direction for FemiKnit Mafia.

The idea came from my dalliances with SiteMeter, and the striking difference between the SiteMeter stats and the comments I get. I often wonder who these mysterious lurkers are. So I developed a silly little survey to see why people come here. We all know that lurkers won’t comment when requested. They lurk because they don’t want to comment, and that’s cool. But perhaps this anonymous survey will enable the lurkers to speak without speaking. Ya dig?

Please participate. I’m intrigued to see what folks say. Click here: The Mafia Knows


Add comment September 12, 2006

Favorite Things Monday: The Life List

Favorite Things Monday has been languishing, and today isn’t an appropriate day to jumpstart it. The memory of 9/11 pervades the blogosphere, the news, and the lives of co-workers and friends. Celebrating my relatively meaningless household possessions doesn’t feel right today.

Plus, I have very mixed reactions to 9/11 and the 9/11 anniversary, none of which I’ll divulge here. I’m not interested in hate mail, and since there’s no clarity in my own mind, why should I subject anyone else to it?

But, in light of the enormity of this day, saying nothing seems disrespectful too. Thankfully my dear sweet Nina showed me the way with her Life List “things that we’d like to accomplish on our short stay on this planet.”

My Actually-Possible Life List:

1. Go to Thailand
2. Study Muay Thai kickboxing again
3. See Little Man grow to adulthood
4. Own a house and a postage stamp urban garden
5. Get an MBA
6. Get a PhD (preferrably in Women’s Studies or Gender/Cultural Studies)
7. Pay OFF my debt
8. Learn how to keep myself from getting into debt again
9. Move back to the city
10. Buy a condo in Brookline
11. Be content
12. Find a job that doesn’t bore me after 2 years
13. Feel really good about my professional accomplishments
14. Swim naked in the ocean (again)
15. Ride a horse on a deserted beach (again)
16. Bungee jump
17. Sky dive
18. Rock climb
19. Ride in a hot air balloon
20. Get a new tattoo for each decade of my life
21. Knit a Sta*more sweater for myself
22. Make a queen size Matisse-inspired quilt of my own design
23. Visit Ireland frequently
24. Finish my geneaological research in Ireland
25. Drive across/around the U.S.
26. Spend time in San Fransisco
27. Go to the Newport Folk Festival
28. Stay in a fancy hotel
29. Eat at a fancy restaurant
30. Sew some formal outfits with pants instead of dresses/skirts
31. Tone my muscles
32. Learn to blacksmith
33. Learn to spin
34. Buy a spinning wheel

My Ideal-World Life List:

1. Be a full-time artist
2. Convince my Mom, my Bro, and my BFF to move to Massachusetts
3. Convince my family, Wifey’s family, my BFF, M.I.&Roo, and Nina+crew to buy a huge farm together and live collectively
4. Convert an old red barn into an art studio and share it with my Mom
5. Grow veges and fruit trees and care for sheep and goats
6. Learn to make goat cheese
7. If I must work full-time, own an ocean-front summer home and stay there all summer

Wanna play along? Let me know if you do.


4 comments September 11, 2006

Seasons Change

For someone who is constantly moving, thinking, and comparing myself to others, pure contentment is a rare thing. But this weekend, I’ve experienced it.

- Farmer’s Market

- Recycling center

- Lunch at the Flatbread Pizza Company in Amesbury, MA with Wifey and Little Man

- Holding Little Man while he stared at the fire in the brick oven and squealed “Pizza” every time the cutie teenaged hippies pulled pizza from oven

- Exploring Amesbury and wanting to spend all afternoon at Fiddlestix, a fabulous independent toy store

- Chopping heaping piles of locally grown apples for a pie

- Chopping heaping piles of organic tomatoes in weird varieties from Wifey’s little sister’s organic farm on the Cape

- Fancy dinner, lots of wine, fresh apple pie and great conversations with our wonderful next door neighbors

- Painting and coloring with Little Man

- Making sugar cookies from scratch and including Little Man in every step

- Closing the windows because it’s chilly

- Watching Child Smart’s Your Tiny Artist, a wholesome, simple video and listening to Little Man sing, “Can you see the sun? The sun is so warm. Oh, boys and girls what a wonderful world” in tune.


7 comments September 10, 2006

AMEN!

High college debt levels mean millions of young people face decades of student loan payments, which in turn can delay home-buying, saving for retirement, and saving to put their own children through college.

“Overall, the level of debt for college graduates is much too high,” said Robert Shireman, executive director of the Project on Student Debt. “It’s time for policy-makers to adopt practical, cost-effective reforms that make student loans more affordable for families; and states and schools should rethink their approach to financial aid. Otherwise, college will move farther out of reach for generations to come.”

-source: Philanthropy News Digest


3 comments September 8, 2006

Vacation All I Ever Wanted

Apparently Nina is sick of looking at the tattoo on my back, so she’s advocating for a real post. Do you think a big-ass post filled with pictures and links will satisfy this woman?

VACATION
Is it wrong that this was my crafts-to-pack pile?

The bulk of my vacation week was spent on a road trip to my Mom’s house. Even though Little Man and I have done this road trip alone before, I was terrified about his meltdown potential of a 3 year old with new attitude and new tricks. I was pleasantly surprised by his ability to sit in the car seat for hours at a time, creating entire conversations between his Papo Queen and her pet zebra. And I’m simultaneously delighted and horrified that the Queen systematically smacked every other wild animal figurine onto the floor. Peace vs. Feminism. Oy.

Hurricane Ernesto made us virtually housebound, but we drove to Watkins Glen, NY for one afternoon. While there, we stumbled upon the amazing She-Qua-Ga waterfall. It normally looks like this, but was so huge that even the locals stopped to take pictures. Here’s Mom and Little Man.

Isn’t that insane? In describing it to Wifey on the phone, Little Man said “Mama, I saw water on hill. Scary, loud. Went down, down, down. Wow!” After giggling at this wonderful description, I taught him the word “waterfall.”

Earlier this summer, Mom clipped an article from the local newspaper about a brand new yarn shop in Watkins: Finger Lakes Fibers. Yep, we stopped there.

The store was amazing! It specializes in Schaefer Yarns, because Schaefer is only 20 miles away. While my lovely Mother sat in the car with Little Man, I spent nearly an hour wandering around, petting everything and chatting with Susan, who was knitting a beautiful fair isle sweater. For many months, I’ve been looking for a perfect Clapotis yarn, and I think I found it. I feel deeply in love with a Great Adirondack Yarn Company skein of Sierra in Blueberry. But it was $50, so I’m still denying myself.

We also dodged the pouring rains to swing through The Windmill Farm & Craft Market. When I was a teenager, my Mom forced me to go with her to The Windmill and I hated it. But things are very different now. It was amazing. The Amish. The baked goods. The homemade pierogies. The Amish quilts. The Amish furniture.

I spent another afternoon at my Gram’s house. She loves her faux chenille blanket, and offered me two huge tubs of vintage fabric “in case I want to make more chenille blankets.” As if I’d intentionally shred vintage fabric? The horrors. Needless to say, I nearly fell over a chair, tripped over a cat, broke a handpainted “country” knick-knack from 1982, before diving head-first into the bins. I escaped with a garbage bag stuffed with insanely weird fabric, and crammed it into my teeny rental tin box with wheels. Here’s the screwed up (but much loved) faux chenille blanket. Photos of the fabric are forthcoming.

I’ve made progress on my Mom’s poncho, but I tried it on her and despite meeting her specific measurements, she still feels that it’s too small. She wants a long poncho. This is poised to be the never-ending project.

After considering frogging the center piece and knitting it much larger, or frogging the lace panels and knitting them much larger, I decided to find a nice lace pattern that would transition from the closed stockinette stitch to the very open vertical lace pattern. Last night, I found 6 patterns in the library’s copies of BG’s masterpieces (some day I’ll buy them), and settled on the Open Honeycomb Stitch.

PRE-VACATION

In answer to a question posed by Beth, the spiral tattoo on my back is brand new. The flower tattoo on my ankle is 13 years old. If you’re interested in the stories, you can find them here and here.

I finally boxed up Nina’s wrist cuff and gave it to her. She loved it, and I was happy with that.

I had so much fun making the box, which is why it took so long to give to Nina. It featured a huge red foam hand that popped out of the box when you opened the lid. Of course I finished it in the wee hours of the night, so I woke Wifey up and scared her with it. tee-hee. Since Nina and I spend precious little time together, spending two consequetive days with her and her beautiful wee ones was a highlight of my vacation. We’re pledging to set aside no-kid crafty time in the very near future.

We had a lovely dinner with “the blogger formerly known as M.” and her family, which now includes Roo, a most adorable newborn. ‘Member that blob of orange I posted? It’s a baby hat for Roo, intentionally designed to grow with his head. There’s nothing as perfect as a newborn sleeping on your chest. I love having a new little guy around to corrupt play with.

My next door knitter Danielle gave me two LOVELY sculpy-covered baby food jars. If you scoot over to her blog, you can swap for one too. And because she’s just that amazing, Danielle also brought me black/grey fabric scraps after I mentioned my plan to do a Herb Ritts black-and-white mini-quilt.

POST-VACATION

I’ve swatched, measured, washed and re-measured in preparation for knitting a v-neck fitted pull-over vest for myself. The yarn is Jo Sharp Silkroad Aran Tweed, which I got from Christine at a bargain basement price. Yes! Here’s the vest-in-progress:

I’ve also been dilligently working away at the Icarus shawl for Wifey. I’ve completed the 4th repeat of chart #4, which means I’m a reasonable distance from the fun part.

While watching Braveheart with my Mom until 2am (why? I have no earthly idea), I found a mistake 5-6 rows back. So I held on tight, let about 8 stitches drop down those 5-6 rows, and spent an hour trying to fix the mistake. Here’s the money shot. Do you think the wonkiness will block out?

I’ve been thinking a lot about the upcoming holidays, as well as the new and pending babies in my world. Since everyone in my family is too bored by knitting to actually read the blog (even Wifey), it’s safe to post my current Knit Gift List, in order of anticipated deadlines:

Roo: Sweater (1824 cotton from Christine)
Clancey: the Lotorp bag from Noro Revisited in a blue-green-purple Kureyon
Gramma: Wedge Hat from IK Winter ‘05 (in some tweedy wool)
London baby-to-be: ? sweater
Little Man: basic raglan sweater (cornflower School Products yarn)
Little Man: requested new socks

FEMIKNIT MAFIA NEWS

You will soon see a “Cast of Characters” on my sidebar. It’s a pain to constantly explain all the monikers, and since I won’t stop talking about my peeps, I’m trying to make reading easier.

I created a survey to determine how I’ll proceed with the blog, and would love to hear from as many people as possible. It’ll take about 2 minutes to complete and I’ll post it tomorrow.

Please, please, please … if you comment to a post, please include your email address. I try to reply to everyone, especially new people. It might take a bit, but eventually I write back. And for the most part, if you read mine, I read yours. [I'll show you mine if you show me yours] If it’s a substantive response, I’ll send an email, but I won’t generally reply with “thanks” or “you’re so right.” Instead I prefer to post a comment to your blog. Circulate the love, yo. So if you’re asking me a question, be sure to include your email.

Happy Thursday! It’s almost the weekend!


11 comments September 7, 2006

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