Shit — I’m a walking stereotype!
October 31, 2005
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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You are a Gender Nazi. Your boundary-crossing
lifestyle inspires awe in your friends and
colleagues. Or maybe they’re just scared you
will kick their asses for using gender-specific
language. Either way, the wife-beater ribbed white tank top* helps.
*Don’t even get me started on what a classist elitist misogynist term “wife-beater” is. I hatehatehate it, and I’ll be sharing this opinion with the folks at Quizilla.
**thanks to Pinko Feminist Hellcat for supplying this hilarious quiz.
What 20th Century Theorist are you?
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You are Michel Foucault! You wrote groundbreaking
histories of prisons, hospitals, asylums, and
sex. Interestingly, you thought basically the
same thing about all of them. Your historical
accuracy is a bit dodgy, but that was never
really the point. You were very obsessed with
power roles - so obsessed that you frequented
gay S&M clubs, and died of AIDS in 1984.
**thanks to Engineers Anonymous for this quiz.
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Jess | November 1, 2005 at 10:17 pm
Postmodern, eh? I happen to be a Postmodern Avenger: http://www.postmodernavengers.com/
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Alison | November 2, 2005 at 7:07 pm
I’m a Revisionist Historian: “You are the Clark Kent of postmodernists. You probably want to work in a library or in social services. No one suspects you of being a postmodernist… until they read your publications!” That’s surprisingly accurate.
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BFF&EXGF#2 | November 3, 2005 at 4:46 pm
Hahaha. The Mafia HATES Foucault. Ironic.
I was Tortured Conceptual Artist and Althusser. Don’t think either is correct b/c I often found answers lacking. I mean, whisky, guiness, olive martinis? Where was the 50$ scotch or bitter amaro or organic french apple vodka? I believe my post-modern self should have been “Bourgeois Intellectual Hedonist”.
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Winter | November 12, 2005 at 11:28 pm
I am also Foucault. I would rather be Roland Bathes but, hey, I’m just glad not to be Jaques Lacan.