FemiKnitMafia

And I’ll say it again — I’m totally lusting over Alexis Stewart! Take a look at this picture and try to convince me that this woman is not a dyke. Go ahead, try…

Yes, I’m being totally stereotypical here, and yes, you may bitch about it in my comments and I won’t delete anything. But seriously folks, this woman is a dyke. Did you watch Martha’s Apprentice last night? At one point, Wifey and I gave each other the raised eyebrow due to AS’s excellent lesbo-stylin’. I tried to find a picture online, but couldn’t. Short black jacket, black pants, chunky shoes, button-down with collar over the jacket collar, dykey hair (as usual), etc. Is this correct, or I am just remembering it that way in my mind?

Even if she’s not a big queer, the marketing people at NBC are working really hard to capture my little (teeny) crafty lesbo demographic. Or perhaps they’re trying to start some rumors to get more viewers. If that’s the case, it seems to be working. At least based on the number of hits I get from people looking for “Alexis Stewart” + “lesbian”. Just sayin’.

Either way, she’s wicked hot.