Alexis Stewart
October 13, 2005
Is it wrong that I think that Alexis Stewart is wicked hot? She’s strong, opinionated, and has a cute lesbian haircut. I am shocked that she’s 40 years old, and also shocked that she’s about to be divorced.
Hey Alexis — I’d happily iron your linens and roll your prosciutto.
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Jess | October 13, 2005 at 3:00 am
Enh. There’s something about her expression in that photo that says “I’m not truly comfortable with myself”. Maybe that’s just one picture, but that picture doesn’t impress me.
My sister, the Martha Stewart employee, on the other hand…
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BFF&ExGF#2 | October 14, 2005 at 6:08 pm
Divorced? What? MY DAD TOLD ME SHE WAS A LESBIAN!!!! He even said that Martha like practically disowned her for a while because of it. That, in and of itself was traumatizing since Martha is my hero. Now, I’m totally traumatized.
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bff&exgf#2 | October 14, 2005 at 6:23 pm
Wait, she has to be gay. Let’s examine the facts…
1) Vegetarian
2) Confident
3) Short Hair
4) Attended N.E. women’s college
5) PETA Activist
6) Short fingernails
I refuse to believe she’s straight.
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Anonymous | October 27, 2005 at 6:27 am
How does your dad know, bff? I believe it and I wouldnot be surprised if you told me that Martha was gay too.
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crunchymama | November 20, 2005 at 3:44 am
I totally have a crush on Alexis! She’s got my gaydar going big time - I don’t want to know if I’m wrong.
6.
Vixen | November 23, 2005 at 6:07 am
I agree… Alexis is hot… I like her blue blood drawl…
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Anonymous | November 24, 2005 at 12:18 pm
i know alexis is NOT gay.
sorry girls.